Attention please ,I m a doggie and not bitch ,k?Although i look like a bitch ,please don't judge me based on my look ,k ?I do have a birth certificate just like the human being and i follow the sir name of my mommies 'family .
I like to be embraced by my two mommies and i hate they put me in the 'cage'.I want freedom and i know that it is impossible to get 100% freedom because i will pass motion at any where that i like .When i first came to ipoh from taiping , tears welled up and then gushed miserably down my cheek as i have to separate with my parents and siblings who are in Taiping . As soon as i reached Ipoh ,I had to get an injection at my posterior part which had caused me to get fever .It was painful as it was the first time that someone used a sharp needle to poke my backside .I was wondering why the human beings were so blood thirsty .
After some time ,i met with my two owners and without further objection that i could make, they had brought me home .I like the two of them as they love me so much and always handle me with kidglove.I know that to them I m a tiny and as fragile as the glass as i have a very small body size .I cherish them as my lovely mommies .
Wherever they go ,they will bring me along .I like to sleep at they laps because i can feel their care and love to me.Unfortunately ,I got my first whack from my catherine mommies when i pass motion on the floor of the kitchen .She was trying to teach me to pass motion in the toilet but i just didn't bear it in mind .Sorry ar,mommy ,pls dun angry me la .I will try to be a good boy .
Now ,whenever i want to pass motion ,i will bark and try to pass the message to my mommies so that i can go to the toilet to solve 'my problem ' but sometimes i do fail to do that .I still remember that i wet my catherine mommy's shirt with urine twice already .
I like to bite my grandpa's (lpy 's father) TOES.They seem like the mouth-watering sausage waving front and back in my eyes .Without further delay , i jump and try to bite it with my only four teeth .haha.....
Tell you all a secret !My idol is Beethoven ...hehe....Whenever i start to bark ,my mommies will put a music box beside me and try to simmer me down .I buy to them .I like the music and whenever i listen to it i will fall asleep .It's a good cure for those who have insomnia .haha.....


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